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When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast.

How do you tell an elephant from a grape? Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride.

Understandably, he shot her. What do elephants eat beside hamburgers? Why don’t elephants like martinis? What did the elephant say to the maharajah?

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By the smell of peanuts on his breath. Why do elephants jump across rivers? An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. What’s he got to remember?


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Why did the elephant walk around in polka-dot socks? Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company.

Why nagradw there more Elephants in the Space Program? The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief nagradde the head, knocking him unconscious.

Which elephants don’t get toothaches? What do you do when an elephant sneezes? Why do girl elephants wear angora sweaters? The total amount of cash he got from the drawer Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. What did Jane say when she saw the elephant working in the drug store? The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order.

A flying elephant with a machine gun. What did the nearsighted elephant say when he saw the tank.


Where do you find elephants? What did elephant say when he got caught in the revolvinng door? Because white ones get dirty to fast.

When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided.

You get 14 copies of the New York Times-the Sunday edition. He takes out his Diner’s Club card. Those in the half of the herd that uses Crest. Why do elephants have hair on their tails? Why do Rhinoceroses get all the good parts in Westerns? From jumping out of trees. How many elephants on a Nurndy team?