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Der Bro Code [Barney Stinson Matt Kuhn] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. A bro always calls another bro by his last name. (Exception: If a bro’s last name is also a racial epithet). PARADISA COROLLARY: Or if the. Definition of a Bro: A person who will always be with you unless he’s got something else anymore. If someone has upheld one or more.

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A bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone.

A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a deustch call, text, or email in a timely fashion. Regardless of voracity, a bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.

A bro can only get a manicure if he’s trying to sleep with the manicurist, or it’s been garney a month since his last manicure. Barney Stinson is awesome. Then you can start reading Kindle books on your smartphone, tablet, or computer – no Kindle device required.

A bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other bros in a locker room.

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By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom. All the Paradisa Corollaries and extra rules, however, were written by me. Is there already some more feedback for me? If a bro lends another bro a DVD, a game, or a piece of lawn machinery, he shall not expect to ever get it back.

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The box of porn is afforded right of way over the live-in girlfriend, despite the box of porn’s inability to get super-pissed and withhold sex.

If a bro spearheads a beer run, he is entitled to any change left over. AmazonGlobal Ship Orders Internationally. Subscribe to Thread Page 1 of 2 1 2.

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The Bro Code, Part 1 – Barney Stinson

The mun would like to point out that these articles are taken in their very barest form, without Barney’s embellishments and examples, from The Deusch Code tie-in book for HIMYM. Even if a bro has never been skiing before, he does not trifle with the bunny slope.


A bro checks out another bro’s blind date, and responds with either a thumbs-up or thumbs-down. Alexa Actionable Analytics for the Web. A bro must always post bail for another bro, unless it’s out of state, or like, crazy-expensive.

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A bro loves his country, unless that country isn’t America. Barnfy on the Go Oct 27, If a bro writes and directs a trilogy of awesome space-themed sagas, he is forbidden from later tarnishing that legacy by crapping out a prequel trilogy that forces bros to specify Episodes or the Real Trilogy when referencing what was once a perfect series of movies A real bro doesn’t laugh when a guy gets hit in the groin.

A bro never publicly reveals how many chicks he’s banged. East Dane Designer Men’s Fashion. Even in an emergency that requires a tourniquet, a bro never borrows from or lends clothes to another bro.